Sorry this is late. Its my birthday weekend, and I've been "preoccupied" until now. This piece may or may not be related...
al-co-hol-ic: 1. The person that stumbles down the stairs at 3am, rolls over and stands up. Then proceeds to pull themselves together enough to stand up and announce to the world that are drunk. Thank you, we know.
2. Sloshed, inebriated, hammered, trashed, wasted, slizzard. 3. Enjoying the company, meeting new faces who will be a distant memory in a mere few hours. Regretting decisions from the night before, as your insides hurl into the toilet. 4. Somber, crying alone in the corner. Who will take me home?
Becky...
ReplyDeleteI love this! Funny and definitely relatable, we've all been there. I like how it starts off with the person being drunk, and then goes through the stages of drunkness...From announcing your drunk, to meeting new people, to throwing up, to being upset and wondering how you're going to get home. It sums up a whole night in a short amount of words. Hope your birthday consisted of this...minus the latter part of 3 and all of 4. :)
I really like this. It is very creative and I have not seen someone write this type of...thing(for lack of better word). This could definitely go into a "welcome to college" handbook. The different stages are spot on and common but it was not boring to read. There is something about the way they you write this that keeps the reader entertained. I too hope your birthday was awesome.
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