Blogpost 10/22.

Queso looked out into the field, anxiously watching the cows, and awaiting their milk. It had been days since he had a nibble of cheese. The people of Cheese Town had stopped eating other. Queso was not satisfied with eating cottage cheese out of the river. He needed real cheese and was about to nom on the whole town.

Salsa man is on the hunt for Queso. He had heard about the wave of Cheesepeople eating each other, and knew that it had spread to a location near him. And it was no surprise to him when he found out that Queso was behind the movement.

The battle was moments away. Queso vs. Salsa. Toppings and condiments flew through the air. With the battle in full swing Queso made the ultimate move and reached for a jug of water. The splash of H2O sliced Salsa across the face. No one likes watery salsa.

Just as it looked like Salsa man was going down, he reaches inside him and pulls out… PICO DE GALLO. The bits and pieces fly through the air and completely miss Queso!Queso looks around and decides to take advantage of this opportunity while Salsa cuts some fresh peppers. Queso mounts a rock, expands his body, and furiously begins to spew farts at Salsa man. 

Thinking to himself, Salsa man knows this attack will not last long. In the last city he fought Bleu Cheez, who used the same move and quickly lost energy. Salsa bolted towards Queso. He quickly picked up the goopy mess that was now Queso and ran threw the town. Queso had no stamina left, all he was capable of doing was producing silent but deadly farts. Though they did bother Salsa, he didn’t let it completely get to him.

Finally arriving at their destination Salsa begins to slow down. Queso tried to get away, he could see his impending doom ahead. Salsa scooped up his nemesis and threw him into the microwave. BOOM. EXPLOSION.